Saturday, August 10, 2002 :::
 
Steph: Oh why oh WHY did Anakin have to utter that oh so--excuse my language--damning line?

Krispy: One of the unsolved mysteries of the world.

Obi-Wan: *contemplating joining the fight* Anakin are you all right in there?

Anakin: *shouting back* It's okay Master! I can--*push*shove*Force shove*--handle this!

Wing: You were actually going to help him?

Obi-Wan: Of course. He is my Padawan. Besides, he did say he had a bad feeling about...it...*contemplates some more* That's a different way of saying it...

Krunchy: JUST LET ME LOOK AT IT!!!

Tenshi: NO!!!

Anakin: HAND THE THING OVER!!! JEDI CONFISCATION!!!

Fushigi Panda: PADAWAN!!!

Anakin: JEDI PADAWAN!!!

Zalari: Well at least it isn't Sseriya and Wing.

Steph & Wing: *look at each other* Heh...

Obi-Wan: *to Krispy* None of them have any diseases that could have been transmitted to my Padawan through a bite, do they?

Krispy: *thinks* I dunno...Krunchy over there could be rabi--

Fushigi Panda: HEY! Don't MAKE me go over there!!!

Steph: *cheering* Go Krunchy! KICK SOME MALE AS--BUTT!!!

Obi-Wan: *calling out encouragement* You are doing very well, my young apprentice! Watch your back! Hmm...perhaps you may want to consider a powered down lightsaber?

Fushigi Panda: *twisting the Wallscroll of Death out of Anakin and Tenshi's hands* HA!

Tenshi: *dives for it* YOU CAN'T OPEN IT!!!

Anakin: *draws lightsaber* C'mon Panda. Let's see what you can do.

Krispy: *perking at the distinct hum of the lightsaber* Sparring match?

Fushigi Panda: *grin* You are SO on! *Wallscroll starts glowing*

Obi-Wan: *not too worried* She can't kill anyone like that, can she?

Steph: Well, Anakin powered down his weapon so she prolly won't try to kill him.

Zalari: *smirk* Just knock him senseless.

Obi-Wan: *sigh* In which case I will have to interfere...very well.

Krispy: *surprised* Master Obi-Wan!

Obi-Wan: *sly smile* Of course I won't leave Anakin to the tender mercies of your mysterious sibling for too long. I see this as a learning experience.

Anakin: OH YEAH! Thanks MASTER!

Obi-Wan: Carry on.


::: spewed by Krispy at 10:12 PM

 
Tenshi: YAMENASAI YO! FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYTHING THAT HAS A SAKE TO BE SAKED WITH, YOU MUSTN'T OPEN THAT WALLSCROLL!

Anakin: NOOOOOOO--

Fushigi Panda: MY WALLSCROLL! MY WALLSCROLL!!!

Houseki: Alz, don't you think we should st...

Alz: *quite enjoying the spectacle* Eh? Naninani, Houseki?

Houseki: *sigh* Never mind. *shrug* I might as well too.... *joins Alz and settles back*

Anakin: *offended-sounding* You bit me!

Luce: So...who's he talking to?

Alz: Er...actually, I don't know, He could be talking to either of them.

Tenshi: OUCH! Let go of my ank--TOUCH THE TAIL AND DIE, MORTAL!

Luce: Wow, he sounds just like Firetail!

Firetail: Silence, mortal.

Alz: And he just proves your point!

Firetail: Don't make me make you sorry that you have voices to speak with.

Fushigi Panda: It's MINE! It's MINE!

Tenshi: You don't even know what's on it!

Fushigi Panda: *still attempting to unroll it* That's what I'm TRYING to do! Find out!

Tenshi & Anakin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Krispy: *conversationally* So, Alz, what's on the Wallscroll of Death?

Alz: *sidelong glance*

Steph: Yes, tell us.

Alz: *staaaare*

Steph: It wasn't a request.

Alz: *staaaaaare*

Krispy: There was no question mark at the end.

Alz: *staaaaaaaare*

Tenshi: CH'K'SHO, SONO WAARU-SUKUROORU, KAESE! WATASHI MO KAESE SHINASAI!

Shinigami: 'Twould help if only they knew more Japanese.

Aegis: *as of yet, still clinging to Wing* I think he gets his message across nyao.

Firetail: *stare* Suddenly...I feel this urge...

Luce: To kill?

Alz: *staaaaaaaaaaaaaaare*

Krisp: Will you STOP that already?

Firetail: No...to...to narrate...

Alz: *blanch* The Angstmaster narrate THIS?! I think NOT! I shall do so instead!

Firetail: *glare* Do NOT call me that.

Alz: *sigh* Houseki?

Houseki: I will help.

Firetail: I will not so easily be shaken off...

~The Wallscroll of Death was bitterly contested between Anakin, Tenshi, and Fushigi Panda. Two fought to keep terror from enveloping the world, while one fought to satisfy an overwhelming sense of curiosity. Who would be the victor that determined the fate of the world? The Jedi Padawan, intuition leading him to engage in a desperate skirmish with an innocent Magical Girl? The kitsune, whose grim certainity stems from the true knowledge of what lurks in that so-innocuous wallscroll? Or the Mysterious Panda, who by all means and rights owns the wallscroll, and has the right to open it at will to gaze upon the horror within?

Fushigi Panda & Anakin & Tenshi: *pause*

Alz: Whaaaaat?

Fushigi Panda & Anakin & Tenshi: *look at each other*

Alz: Um...Firetail did it.

Firetail: I really resent that, Alz.

Fushigi Panda & Anakin & Tenshi: *resume fighting tooth and claw*

Houseki: We all did it...

Alz: Uh...I think I'll go to bed soon...the sooner to think up moooore evillllll things to do to Krisp tomorrow.

Firetail: *smirk*

Luce: Me think too! Me think too!

Krisp: *edging away from them*

Tenshi: HAND IT OVER!

Fushigi Panda: NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Anakin: YOU MUSTN'T! I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT IT!

Alz: So...until later.....jaa.

::: spewed by Kitsune no Alz at 9:40 PM

 
Luce: *enthusiastically* KRUNCHY! Yo, Mabe! Bone-Eater! POOOOTTIIIIEE TAAANNGG!!!

Krunchy: *turning Krunchy for one second from being Fushigi Panda tangled in the dog-pile* POOOOOTTIIIE TAAAANNNG!!! *goes back to Fushigi Panda*

Luce: How cool! More people. Ne, Silverfall?

Silverfall: I am just glad that this blog is big enough for all of us.

Luce: Uun. Hey, Seastar-chan, Tenya-chan!

Tenya & Seastar: *together* Haaaii?

Luce: *momentarily distracted* Kaaawaaaaiiii!!! *cough* Sorry. Right. When Krunchy finishes going Fushigi Panda, how would you like to meet her? She's your new nee-chan, after all.

Seastar: Sugoi!

Tenya: Arigatou, Luce-nee-chan!

Luce: *cheerfully* No prob, Bob.

Tenya: *confused* Ano...my name is Tenya...

Luce: *explaining* It's just a saying, Tenya-chan.

Tenya: *still confused* O...kay...

Seastar: *whispering in Tenya's ear* Don't try to understand, Tenya-chan. You know how weird Luce-nee-chan is.

Tenya: *nods in agreement* Yeah.

Luce: Oi...I think I have to prepare some things for...tomorrow...*evil grin*

Alz: Oh yes...tomorrow...*equally evil grin*

Krisp: *scared* Guys...

Luce: *innocently* Don't worry, Krisp.

Alz: *echoing her* Nothing to worry about at all.

Krisp: *seriously frightened now* Guuuyyyysss...

Luce: *looks with interest at the squirming pile that is Tenshi, Anakin, and Fushigi Panda* How are they gonna get themselves out of that?

Obi-Wan: *wittily, as always* Anakin will dig a trench?

Stephanie: *snorts* That's his answer for everything!

Luce: Well, if it works...

::: spewed by Eva at 9:06 PM

 
Obi-Wan: *completely ignoring the Tenshi/Anakin/Fushigi Panda dog-pile* Krispy? Are you quite alright?

Krispy: *swooning* As long as you keep talking to me with that adorable accent, I will be.

Obi-Wan: You are okay. Good.

Steph: Actually, she was kinda...concerned. *smile* Until you cured her...

Wing: So you read Alz's blog?

Krispy: Yes, it was very interesting but--*shudder*in tiny voice* I'm scared...

Zalari: Why?

Krispy: *whisper* They're going to do things to me tomorrow--man...now Luce they're going to do "some things" to me 2morrow...

Steph: *laugh* I wouldn't trade places with you...

Krispy: *smoldering glare* Nice to know you care...

Steph: *grin* You know I love you!

Krispy: Ok...I'm going to go blog back in My World now...pertaining to Alz's "sleep problem." Tis very interesting...among other things, I'll worry.

Obi-Wan: You worry too much. Relax. Breathe.

Steph: *imitating Obi-Wan* Use the Force. Think.

Obi-Wan: Will you stop doing that?!

Steph: *sigh* There's nothing like the REAL thing.

*Anakin and Tenshi still in a tangled, struggling pile with Fushigi Panda*

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:42 PM

 
Krunchy: The image on the Wallscroll of Death?

Krispy: Er...what is it?

Krunchy: I don't even know what's on it--so don't worry too much about it Tenya. *goes Fushigi Panda*

Fushigi Panda: *looking at Wallscroll of Death* Let's see...*starts unrolling it*

Tenshi: *dives at Krunchy* NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Anakin: *not really sure why he's doing this but sensing--thru the Force--that he should*also dives at Krunchy* NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

::: spewed by Krunchy at 8:28 PM

 
Tenshi: *whimper* It's...it's...eeeevilllll....

Alz: YOU are my Inspiration. YOU are the one who "assisted" me in creating the persona of Fushigi Panda.

Tenshi: *tearful eyes* One of my more lethal mistakes!

Tenya: Ne, tou-chan, why are you so scared of Fushigi Panda-nee-sama?

Tenshi: Because of the image scribed upon the Wallscroll of Death.... *shiver*

Tenya: What's on it?

Alz: Er...um...you'retooyoungtoknow.

Tenya: Nani?

Alz: It would traumatize you.

Tenya: Oh. *disappointed*

Alz: Don't you give ME those big wide tearful blue eyes!

Tenya: *siiiiigh* *brightens* Hey, if you make me older again, then--

Seastar: You promised NOT too unless I do too, though, Tenya-chan!

Tenya: Oh yeah...gomen, Seastar-chan. *hugs her*

Alz: Awww...kawaii. Aaaaanywaaaaay...I have too much time on my hands right now...soooo...I'm gonna go do something product--

Houseki: --ive.

Tenshi: *at the same time* --ful.

Houseki: *long-suffering look at Tenshi*

Tenshi: *innocent, and edging away from Krunchy*

Alz: Sore de...jaa!

::: spewed by Kitsune no Alz at 8:19 PM

 
Krunchy: HI! *smirk* Tenshi is afraid of...*innocently* me? *goes Fushigi Panda*

Fushigi Panda: *toying with Wallscroll of Death* HI TENSHI!!! HELLO EVERYONE ELSE!!!

Luce: Pootie Tang!

Krunchy: *back to Krunchy* Pootie Tang!

::: spewed by Krunchy at 6:48 PM

 
Tenshi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! SWEET INARI-SAMA, SAVE US FROM THIS SELF-BROUGHT ARMAGEDDON!!!!

Alz: *watches him go zipping by baaack and foooorth...baaaack and fooooorth* What's gotten into him?

Houseki: *black and white coloration* I think it's his reaction to the arrival of the newest blog member.

Firetail: *funny look* What kind of name is Krunchy?

Tenshi: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLP!!!! TASUKETE KUDASAI, INARI-SAMA! ANYBODY!!

Alz: Oh. Oh yes. But it's not Krunchy that he fears--

Tenshi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! KRUNCHY!

Alz: ...well, maybe it is. It's just that he's, er, scared of Fushigi P--

Tenshi: *runs Alz over* MENTION NOT THAT NAME IN MY PRESENCE!

Houseki: *mildly* What kind of name is Firetail?

Firetail: *glare*

Houseki: Or, for that matter, Jewel? Angel? Aegis? Death? Heavenly Night Moon?

Firetail: *glaaare*

Alz: Ouch... *picks self up off ground* Pain...jerk... *wince* I...I think he cracked my vertebrae!

Firetail: *still glaring* Good.

Shinigami: Thou art fortunate, Alz. 'Tis not everyday that thou receiveth cracked vertebrae.

Alz: IT'S NOT A GOOD THING!

Shinigami: *nonplussed* Oh.

Alz: Anyway...yeah...yooooukosou irasshaimase, Krunchy.

Aegis: Ku-ran-chii nyao?

Alz: Kuranchii ny--I mean, yes, Krunchy.

Tenya: Krispy-nee-chan no imouto?

Alz: Hai.

Tenya: Sore de wa...Krunchy-nee-chan?

Alz: Er, yes.

Tenya: Waaaaai! Another bloggy person!

Houseki: *calmly* Irasshai, Krunchy.

Alz: Yesyesyes...and Krisp...good luck. Vous avez de la chance, mon amie, tres bien! Rakii daa! *claps hand over mouth* WHAT HAVE I DO--

Tenshi: *bouncing through the air now* YATTA YATTA! RAKIIIIIII DAAAAAAAAA! ASHITA WA WONDERFUL--

Alz: NOoooOOOoooOOOOOOOooo.......

::: spewed by Kitsune no Alz at 1:50 PM

 
Krispy: By the way, Krunchy is joining the blog.

Anakin: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *ducks behind Obi-Wan*

::: spewed by Krispy at 1:23 PM

 
Krispy: This is sad ppl...

Anakin: By the Force, what now?

Krispy: *stare at Anakin* Why the heck is it that YOU are always the one to respond to me first?

Anakin: *shrug* I dunno. I like you? *grin*

Krispy: *narrows eyes* Right...

Steph: That used to be my job but...I got lazy...

Wing: Obviously.

Steph: Watch it, Feathers.

Wing: I resent that.

Obi-Wan: So what is sad?

Krispy: Well, before that I have to say I started reading Approaching Storm...*turns to Jedi* You know that mission to Ansion?

Anakin: Do I remember that? You must be joking. Of COURSE I remember that.

Zalari: *smirk* I was under the impression that you saw no point to that mission and wanted to be elsewhere.

Obi-Wan: *smile* By the end of it, he changed his mind.

Krispy: ANYWAY--I started it. *grin* It's pretty good--very funny. Man, Anakin, you can SING!!! And Obi-Wan, your amazing Jedi calm is crazy! And are you just a natural at EVERYTHING or what?

Jedi: *politely* Thank you.

Krispy: Ok the sadness...

Steph: *sigh* Must we?

Krispy: Yes. I'd go do this in my own blog but...this is just easier. Besides, I blogged yesterday.

Zalari: So continue.

Krispy: Right. Ok you know that awful SAT 2 Math IIC Model Test I took?

Wing: Do we...

Krispy: Yeah well, surprisingly I managed SOMEHOW to get a 590. Bad, but not as bad as I thought it would be. I was thinking in the 300s, you know? Anyway I have to go again in about an hour to take 2 more of those awful tests that I am COMPLETELY not prepared for but moving on...

Steph: Cut to the chase, Kenobi.

Krispy: *opens mouth*stops*...Wha?

Obi-Wan: *questioning look at Steph*

Steph: *smacks forehead* Krispy! You know, Ali-Wan Kenobi! I was referring to you!!!

Krispy: Oh! Haha! I knew that...

Anakin & WIng: Sure...

Krispy: Right--to the chase--the sad thing is that I found out my score for the 2nd SAT 2 Writing test I took--the one I actually had a scored essay for. THAT one I did badly on the multiple choice part--10 points worse than my first test. My score was a friggin 550!!!

Steph: *wince* Ouch...

Krispy: YEAH! OUCH is an UNDERSTATEMENT!!! I got a friggin HIGHER score on my Math IIC Test in which I left at least 7 blanks AND got--I'm sure--PLENTY wrong!!! I scored HIGHER in THAT than in my WRITING!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Obi-Wan: How...ironic...

Krispy: *grumbling* I hate irony...And you know what's worse?

Anakin: Well, OBVIOUSLY, we DON'T!

Krispy: I'll TELL you what's worse! When I took the Writing test for REAL--that first trial time--I got a friggin 630!!! How the freak do you explain THAT?!!!

Zalari: That is...interesting...

Krispy: NEway, the 3rd Model Test score was better...I moved myself back up 8 points but I still don't know what I got on the essay...man, if onlly they had graded my 1st essay! I did the best on THAT model test!

Wing: Well what about today?

Krispy: Surprisingly I'm pretty happy with the essay I wrote today. I have no idea if it really supports the writing prompt but...oh well...as for the multiple choice...I dunno. I think I may have found mistakes where there were none...eh...it's a no win situation...

Zalari: Well, you better go...testing begins in an hour or so...

Krispy: Unfortunately...

Jedi: May the Force be with you.

Krispy: Yeah...hopefully...

::: spewed by Krispy at 1:16 PM

Friday, August 09, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: I have written.

Anakin: *with Obi-Wan's wit* What a declaration!

Krispy: *stare*

Steph: *all in one breath* Oh please don't tell me you two somehow switched bodies and that the hot Jedi is now an arrogant, reckless Brat-Child known as the Chosen One; and that the arrogant, reckless Brat-Child known as the Chosen One is really the Hot Jedi with the darling accent and the sea-change eyes that is selfless, wise, and witty! *deep breath*

Zalari: What a mouthful.

Steph: OMG! Wing did you do this?!!! SWITCH THEM BACK!!!

Wing: And immediately you blame me...I didn't switch them. Why would I? I don't even really know them!!!

Steph: *whining* ZALARI!!! FIX IT!!!

Krispy: Where is Obi-Wan?!!! *sees Obi-Wan and attacks him*

Obi-Wan: Ow...

Steph: OH NO! He is really arrogant, reckless Brat-Child also known as the Chosen One stuck in the Hot Jedi's (with the darling accent and sea-change eyes that is selfless, wise, and witty) body!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Krispy: *shaking Obi-Wan furiously* NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! SAY IT ISN'T TRUE!!!

Obi-Wan: *in that darling accent* It isn't true.

Steph & Krispy: THANK THE FORCE!!! *hug Obi-Wan*

Obi-Wan: *smiling* Well, thank you for the love?

Anakin: That was certainly interesting. I make one comment...

Krispy: Oh yeah, I remember Anakin does that scary Obi-Wan immitation business...

Anakin: *grin* I used to...kinda...

Obi-Wan: Kinda?

Steph: AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!

Wing: So you wrote?

Krispy: Not Chapter 9. I know I know! I feel terribly about it but...I have so many books to read (esp. since I borrowed Dorian Gray to finally finish and FINALLY got my hands on Star Wars: Approaching Storm AND since I decided to read Black Hawk Down for APUSH) and...and...I just really don't know how to DO this...

Zalari: Inspiration should smack you over the head with a baseball bat.

Krispy: Yes. I totally agree...but I wrote other stuff...partly inspired by the thing Alz wrote...

Steph: Speaking of which?

Krispy: Alz, you suck. That was so good. It was so good I was sitting here speechless staring at the computer for a LONG time. Then I went and read RRK (you know that Star Wars fic writer I read) and that made me even more depressed. All you scary good writers...*sigh* I hate you. And you said it sucked. It SO DID NOT!!! And it was--what? 2 in the morning?! You really suck. And tomorrow I have 3 model tests to take tomorrow which sucks even more. 2 of which are SAT 2 Math IIC tests meaning I will bomb them because I don't get trigonometry.

Zalari: Life seems horrible when you put it that way. *smile*

Krispy: *dull glare* It is. So Obi-Wan, Anakin, continue being witty and cute. You will put me in a much better mood...

Steph: MUCH better...

Krispy: *dead calm* Steph, let's get back to that killing...

Steph: *smirk* I would love to.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:05 PM

 
Alz: Hmm...you know, we went to K-Mart today and they had these...these....

Tenshi: Nodachi?

Tenya: Katana?

Firetail: Kunai?

Houseki: Yari?

Aegis: Naginata?

Shinigami: Tanto?

Alz: ...Um...no. They had bubbles.

Tenshi: *deadpan* Completely wicked awesome and spiffy, mon amie.

Alz: Shut up, you. Let me quote part of the back for you... *clears throat* *in Deep Authoritative Salespitch Voice*

"Catch-A-Bubble (TM) is a breakthrough in bubble technology. These bubbles magically harden when they come in contact with air making them stronger and longer lasting!"

Tenya: Sugoi!

Alz: However...well...they still pop.

Tenya: Oh.

Alz: And they leave this funky gunky stretchy weirdo residue stuff all over. *grimace* Oh, and the solution came in this purple...test-tube. With mL marks on the side. Only...I don't recall milliliters being so...big.

Tenshi: What do you expect for $2.49?

Alz: Shut up. *pout* It was a cool idea.

Shinigami: I shall quote thee: "Except the execution sucks."

Alz: *sigh* You said it. A purely personal bloggage point in the group blog. But to make it less personal...I'm still awaiting Chapitre Neuf, Chapter 9, Arisu the Bold and the Brave.

Firetail: You cannot escape her. She's far too stubborn and dense to give up.

Alz: *glare* You be quiet, you!

Firetail: You might as well write it and get it over with, and send it to Alz so she'll stop whining and give me some peace.

Alz: *raspberry at him* Nya!

::: spewed by Kitsune no Alz at 12:28 PM

 
Krispy: And as to Ch. 9...

Obi-Wan: She's working on it...really...

Krispy: But who knows how depressed I'll be after reading YOUR work, Alz...*sigh*

Steph: She feels it already. *smirk*

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:07 AM

Thursday, August 08, 2002 :::
 
Anakin: What? Was I supposed to fix the trenches?

Krispy: *glare* Oh so...NOW you ask for advice?

Anakin: You're still not over that?

Krispy: NO! You were mean, inconsiderate, selfish, stupid, cowardly, out of control--

Wing: Why did you have to set her off?

Anakin: I didn't mean to...

Obi-Wan: *cough* Krispy, didn't you want to tell Alz something?

Krispy: *snapping out of her rant* Oh yes. I haven't read your story thing yet, BUT Luce tells me it will make me very envious of you.

Zalari: Because of the amazing way you write despite lack of sleep and what not.

Krispy: But I will not be envious because I am Jedi. I'll just yell at you.

Anakin: Yes. She does that very well.

Krispy: *starts ranting again* You were also insubordinate, out of your mind, inefficient, dangerous--

Obi-Wan: Krispy!

Krispy: *stops* Right...so...I will give you my response later or tomorrow. However, as for something you asked about in your e-mail--

Steph: Regarding Zalari...

Krispy: Sure he looked like he had been thru stuff but the problem is I'm not sure what.

Steph: Yeah. What did happen to you?

Zalari: There was this--well nothing really happened. You just, I don't know, transported me way off somewhere and I just found my way back. It took me a while to find my way back, but thatz about it. Unfortunately for me, the last place I ended up in was--

Wing: A world completely covered by water?

Zalari: Actually, no. That was the 3rd to last place I ended up. I landed back home in the ocean. The Leviathans picked me up. Thank God we aren't having any "disputes" with them otherwise--

Steph: Ransom?

Zalari: If they were feeling nice otherwise...*makes a slit throat signal*

Steph: *knowingly* That's always...pleasant...

Krispy: So, there you have it. But Luce and I will talk and see how to respond to your offering. Thank you.


::: spewed by Krispy at 11:58 PM

 
Alz: Heyya, Valereal!

Tenshi: Is that Vale-real?

Alz: No, it's Va-le-re-al!

Houseki: She hasn't yet decided on the spelling....

Alz: And should it be Erylian or Erilian or Erylyan or Erilyan or--

Tenshi: SHUT UP!!! WE GET THE FRIGGIN' POINT ALREADY!

Alz: Sooooooo...Kenshin, eh? Well, you know, there's always Kenshin....except when there's not.

Tenshi: As you can see, sleep no longer likes Alz. In fact, sleep happens to think that Alz sucks. Sleep has declined to comment on this particular and sudden dislike, but--

Alz: Shut up, yarou.

Tenshi: --that's probably Firetail's fault this time.

Firetail: I stayed up especially last night just to make certain that you do NOT draw me in...hideous...clothing.

Alz: Awww, c'mon, it wasn't THAT b--

Firetail: What do you call that ruffly...ruff on the open shirt?

Alz: *promptly* Ugly.

Firetail: ....

Houseki: *sigh* Incorrigibility is one of the side effects of Alz's current mood. Or rather...she just writes whatever she wants with no thought.

Tenshi: NYAHAHAA--

Alz: Hey, maybe I'll draw Tenshi in a kimono.

Tenshi: ...well...kimono are worn by guys, kimono is a sort of all-purpose word--

Alz: I know I threatened you once and I'm certain I drew you in one, but...well...I should do it again. Just for one. One in color.

Tenshi: Like I just said--

Alz: You know, like the young girls' New Years ones, the ones with the long sleeves to symbolize the girl's heart, showing she has lots of room left to love. Of course, that's just tradition, you know, because even though your heart is completely taken up with Silverfa--

Tenshi: *tackles Alz and begins fighting a bloody mortal battle against her*

Shinigami: Alz's mind is fascinating in its current disarray.

Tenya: Haphazard?

Aegis: *still clinging to Wing* Haphazard, nyao!

Alz: *extracts herself with some difficulty from Tenshi's grip* D'you know why Tenshi wears black gloves all the time?

Tenshi: ALZ!!!

Alz: It's becau-- *dragged away by her braid yet again by Tenshi*

Houseki: A pity, that. I've always been curious.

Firetail: *smirk* He's a servant, that's why.

Alz: *comes running back, braid now tucked into her shirt, hopefully safely out of reach* No, it's actually not that, Firetail, it's because--

Tenshi: *flying diving tackle out of the air, temporarily taking them both out of commission from the impact*

Houseki: *steps to the edge of the resulting crater* Tsk tsk tsk...you should be careful not to deface the Magical Valley with your exuberant exercises, Tenshi, Alz.

Tenya: *glances at the various trenches dug by Anakin, battle scars from Wing and Steph, etc. etc.* I think it's already kinda defaced....

Houseki: *pause* True. But the effort must at least be made to remember. Anything less would be inconsiderate.

Tenya: Haaaaai.

::: spewed by Kitsune no Alz at 7:49 PM

 
Luce: Oh, my poor poor friends...

Silverfall: ...

Luce: Because you all went so bright and early to the school to turn it in, they still didn't know what to do about that little thing us students slave over in the summer called AP HOMEWORK. Basically, the office was closed because construction unexpectically tore up the concrete and stuff--

Silverfall: I see your vocabulary is as extensive as ever.

Luce: *ignoring Silverfall* --thus causing the area to be fenced off. Which means no one can walk in there, which means no office to turn in work. Since I got there around 10:45, Mrs. Kidd (one of the drill teachers) kinda had something for us to do, which was A) e-mail the teacher and tell her about the unexpected closing of the office along with sending him/her your work B) head on over to the District Office and turn in our work THERE, which is what most of us did. So...that's basically what happened.

Alz: Luce, what good does that do us NOW?

Krisp: Yeah!

Luce: Well...I hope you guys sent her your work by e-mail. I'm going to send an e-mail anyway and explain about the situation, so that she doesn't mark off from people who didn't turn their work into the District Office, since people who went early didn't know they could do that. *sighs* NOW! No more school talk! KEEEENNNSSSHIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!

Alz: *head snaps up* Eh? Kenshin?

Luce: Yes! We watched the OVA today at Victoria's house...with Mishell and Eric and Anderson, who is a crazy otaku like you! He's been watching anime since the 6th grade, and he's a Senior. Awww...pooor pooooor Kenshin...*sniffle*

Silverfall: She's been in this mood ever since she finished watching it.

Luce: *nods happily* It was soooo coool...depressing, yes, but cool nonetheless! *smirk* I did Eric and Mishell and Victoria the favor of pointing out alllll the symbolism while Anderson was laughing in the background. Do you know who they think are cute? Kenshin is supposedly "pretty cute," but Victoria has a thing for Okita. She would love Soujirou, ne?

Alz: SOOOUUUUJIIIIROOOOUUUUU!!!

Luce: And Mishell really likes...brace yourself now...Victoria agrees with her...

Krisp: *bracing*

Alz: *bracing already*

Silverfall: *bored* Get on with it.

Luce: ...

Krisp: Just say it dangit!

Luce: ...Hiko. Muahahahahahahahahaha!!! They called him cute! "CUTE"!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Anakin: *whispers to Obi-Wan* Master, has she lost it?

Krisp: *gasp* Ewwwwww....buahahahahahaahahahahahaaaa!!!

Alz: *choking on laughter* Hahahahahahaha!!

Obi-Wan: *drily* Apparantly so. And her friends, too.

Luce: *catching breath* However, Anderson and I had to wince and kinda cringe, because Mishell can't seem to get over...Sailor Moon. Even after watching Kenshin, she insists that Sailor Moon is...the best...*twitch*

Alz: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Luce: *nods* I know. She also made a mean comment about Tomoe and Kenshin being twins, and how he was prettier than her. !!! !!!! !!!!!! Can you feel the indignation?

Silverfall: Perfectly. It's rising off the web page in type.

Luce: Man o man...I think I'll go check up on fanfic and such now, though...until later...or one of you blog...J--!

::: spewed by Eva at 7:27 PM

 
Krispy: I should have been doing math.

Obi-Wan: You should be doing math now

Krispy: OH OBI-WAN!!! YOU POOR POOR POOR JEDI!!! *throws her arms around him* It's okay. I love you!!! I know all the sacrifices you've made!!! OH YOU WONDERFUL WONDERFUL MAN!!!

Obi-Wan: I'm assuming this is the result of finishing that fanfic?

Krispy: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! ACCENT!!! THAT BEAUTIFUL DARLING ACCENT!!! *suddenly concerned* Are you COLD?!!!

Obi-Wan: *a bit unsettled* No, I am not. Thank you for your concern and...appreciation.

Krispy: *sigh* You are the greatest Jedi EVER!!! NOt to mentin the hottest!

Anakin: I wonder when she's going to run out of adjectives to use in the adulation of my master.

Steph: That was a big word...

Krispy: *narrows eyes at Anakin* You...

Anakin: *winces* Oh no...*braces himself* Here we go...

Wing: I almost feel sorry for you.

Zalari: Almost?

Krispy: You arrogant, self-centered--

Anakin: Alrite thatz what she's been saying...here comes the new stuff...

Steph: You've really got this cycle figured out don't you?

Anakin: Yes.

Krispy: ...manipulative, sneaky, spoiled, cowardly, EVIL BRAT-CHILD!!!

Anakin: What have I done now?

Krispy: You left poor little THIRTEEN year old Bali alone with that evil Sith beast!!! He was the friggin MASTER SITH!!! And you just LEFT the kid THERE to go after Padme who wasn't really IN DANGER!!! AND on top of THAT you tried to kill OBI-WAN!!!!

Anakin: *to Obi-Wan* Who's Bali?

Obi-Wan: I haven't the faintest...

Krispy: You were so pig-headed and blind and--ARGH! I dunno!!! You kept blaming everything on Obi-Wan when he SAVED YOU!!! BY THE FORCE!!! What kind of Jedi are you?!!! What kind of Chosen One are you?!!! What type of person are you?!!!

Anakin: Are you quite done?

Krispy: Don't give me that attitude, Brat!!! *jumps him*

Anakin: *avoids the attack with Jedi reflexes* Krispy, really, it's FICTION.

Steph: Well, actually Anakin you are kinda like that sometimes...

Anakin: What?

Obi-Wan: *chuckles* You are.

Krispy: *sigh* He laughed...

Wing: Ok that is pretty creepy.

Zalari: NEway, Krispy, calm down and show us what G showed you...

Krispy: *squeal* This is what BSB withdrawal does to you but Nick...*stupid grin* OH MY GOD! *squeal*

Steph: *grin* BSB?!!!
Krispy: Yep. Nick at this year's Teen Choice Awards...sorry Alz about all this. But I had to share!!!



Steph: OH YEAH!!!

Krispy: Itz the shirt...

Steph & Krispy: *sigh*

Obi-Wan: Well, at least I am no longer the center of focus.

Anakin: Same here.

::: spewed by Krispy at 2:20 PM

 
Krispy: Uh hahahahahaha!

Steph: She's lost it.

Obi-Wan: If you had just listened to me, you would have gotten more sleep!

Krispy: The school is friggin CLOSED! I can't even TURN IT IN!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Zalari: Maybe you should go sleep some more?

Anakin: The side-effects of procrastination...it is like a drug.

Obi-Wan: I was under the impression that you thought highly of the Jedi. Would it not then, do well for you to take Jedi advice?

Krispy: *grin* I'm not wonderful like you are, Obi-Wan.

Wing: And the drool fest begins...already...

Krispy: Alrite, I'm outta here. Gotta go catch up on that fanfic...Anakin, you are such a psycho, self-centered, arrogant, BRAT-CHILD!!!

Anakin: Yes, I love you too.

Krispy: *smile* Good. You're faintly starting to reflect your Master's wit.

Obi-Wan: Fanfic? What about that one you're writing?

Krispy: *nervous laugh* Ha...

Steph: It'll be done. *rolls eyes* She always does it eventually, doesn't she?

Krispy: Thanks Steph.

Steph: No prob.

Zalari: EVENTUALLY being the operative word, right?

Krispy: Precisely.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:29 AM

 
Tenshi: *clutching his head* Violent...homicidal tendencies rising....

Alz: WHAT THE @@#&^#*&@*&$*#**(#(**@&!~! GIVES?!

Firetail: School closed?

Alz: Something like, "Please note that the Temple City High School campus will be closed from August 5 to August 14. In case of emergencies, call this number 13298741823891894984896351721111."

Houseki: *blandly* That's some number.

Alz: And, like, I didn't see any open gates....so...no place to turn in the friggin' work. I guess I better send that e-mail attachment thingy assigment with a note sayin', like, yeah, I couldn't get in.

Tenshi: URGE...TO...KILL....!!!!

Shinigami: *curiously* A reaction of thine, Alz?

Alz: SLEEPING...SCHEDULE...TOTALLY...SCREWED...UP....AND GOT UP EARLY TO DELIVER PAPER, BUT SCHOOL CLOSED......

Aegis: Nyaaaao?

Alz: GAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THAT I CAN'T JUST THROW MY PAPER IN ON TIME!

Houseki: Um, Alz, it's just a paper, and it's not like it's your fault. If none of you turn in your essay, then that's just not your fault, ne?

Alz: ....

::: spewed by Kitsune no Alz at 9:50 AM

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: Out of time?

Steph: As far as she's concerned, as long as you don't sleep, you've got PLENTY of time...

Obi-Wan: *frustrated* If you would just focus on the task at hand and stop being distracted, you wouldn't have to not sleep!

Anakin: A master at the end of his patience--dealing with a disobedient Padawan.

Zalari: Does he deal with you like this?

Anakin: No. He deals with me like that only when I'm very distracted and when I don't remember my place. But even then, he usually isn't this frustrated. Master usually has such good control on his emotions...

Krispy: Obi-Wan? Does this mean you'll be my master? *grin*

Obi-Wan: I already have a Padawan.

Krispy: So?

Obi-Wan: *exasperated glare* So?

Steph: Hey, Krispy, don't push it.

Krispy: Well, sorry! I just bombed the SAT 2 Math Model Test that I didn't really know I had today. OMG! It was so BAD!!! *whimper* Besides, I don't have Inspirations like Luce and Alz to "drag" me back to work.

Wing: Well, you're going to have a very annoyed Jedi Knight, not to mention the first Sith Killer in a 1000 years, on you shortly if you don't get your butt in gear.

Krispy: Alrite...sheez...if anyone figures out the "big question" thing, GIVE ME A CALL!!!

Obi-Wan: MOVE!

Krispy: Yes SIR!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 4:30 PM

 
Houseki: Salt mines?

Alz: *singing* Kimi o kimi o aiiiiishiteru! Yakusoku--wa iranai!

Tenshi: *sulkily* Yeah, right.

Alz: *stops* Well, look, buster, I don't see YOU helping with those...questions.

Tenya: The sky is blue 'cause of dust particleses in the aaaaaiiiiiir! That's what...um...Jennifer-nee-san said, n'est-ce pas?

Alz: Eryeah.

Tenya: I know! I know! Why is the ocean blue?

Seastar: Why is Tamahome's hair sorta blue-green?

Tenya: Why does Signal's hair change blueness?

Seastar: Why are blueberries blue?

Tenya: Why is this blog blue?

Alz: Uh...as to the last...'cause Luce made it so?

Tenya & Seastar: *look at each other* Woooow...Luce-nee-chan has the power of blueness!

Alz: *smirk at Luce*

Luce: Uh, actually...*thoughtful pause* YES I DO!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Alz: ....uh....m....okay.

Firetail: You aren't yet finished with your...assigments.

Alz: Shut up.

Shinigami: Thine booklist and thine list of questions are as of yet awaiting thine attention.

Alz: But...but I don't want to....and I have no idea what kind of "big question" to write either, and I'm s'pposed to turn it in today because my paranoi/Tenshi tell me to do so--

Tenshi: *defensively* Getting it in a day early is better than a day late!

Houseki: Well, yes, but there's also nothing wrong with turning it in on the due date.

Alz: Yeah, what Houseki-sama said!

Firetail: *drags Alz off by her braid* Get to work already, Mortal, before your time runs out!

Tenshi: *stare* Whoah...what's gotten into HIM today?

::: spewed by Kitsune no Alz at 12:06 PM

Tuesday, August 06, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: Being what?

Steph: Did you just suggest that Krispy may actually be doing her work?

Alz: Er...yea...

Krispy: BBBBBUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Steph: Yeah...sure

Anakin: Krispy procrastinates remember?

Obi-Wan: *smirk* It's like a drug.

Zalari: She actually still needs to finish the book.

Krispy: By the way, anyone wanna give me an example of a good "big question"? Cuz I'm lost. I really REALLY don't know what to ask...

Wing: Don't forget your booklist.

Krispy: Well, that's the easy part. Errr...I did horribly on my Math Model test today...

Obi-Wan: That is why you need to study.

Krispy: I'm going to do even more horribly on the SAT 2 Math Model Test...argh...stupid trig...

Anakin: Again, STUDY.

Steph: Anyway, as for Master Windu's name..."lost, perplexed"--that works...well Luce-wise...

Krispy: "protect"--very Jedi...

Anakin: *dead serious* "Base, bare"

Obi-Wan: *smile* Indeed...

Krispy: Hahaha...the head...

Steph: Alrite...finish eating then back to the salt mines...

Krispy: Salt?

Steph: Just go!

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:39 PM

 
Luce: *excitedly* Ooh, cicidas! *imitating Kenshyin* Mii mii miii miiiiiii...

Silverfall: What do you think you are doing?

Luce: Imitating...cicidas?

Silverfall: First of all, cicidas do not sound like that, and second of all, might I remind you that there is a certain book waiting to be read and essay waiting to be written?

Luce: But...I don't waaannnnaaaaaaa!!

Silverfall: *sighs* "Want" has nothing to do with it.

Luce: *whining* It's so weird and confusing!

Silverfall: Wingsister, that is no excuse. Look at Alz. She is already done with the book, and already writing her essay.

Luce: *indignant* Well...Alz is good like that, and you know it! She always finishes the book and starts writing her essay before me!

Silverfall: It is your own fault.

Luce: *morosely* I know...*sighs* If only I didn't procrastinate so much.

Silverfall: Yes, if only you didn't. But you do, so let's go.

Luce: Nooooooo...*grabs desperately to edge of plush seat*

Silverfall: *due to Luce's lack of long hair, cannot drag her by a braid as Tenshi so conveniently did* Luce. Let go. Now.

Luce: *wailing* Don't waaannnnaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Silverfall: *instead settles for the collar of Luce's shirt and drags her off* Finish. Book. Write. Essay.

::: spewed by Eva at 7:34 PM

 
~Silence.~

~Crickets chirping.~

~Cicadas miimiimiiing and chchchchrooooshing.~

Alz: Minna...doko-da?

Tenshi: ALZ! GET BACK HERE, TEMEE NA YAROU! I REFUSE TO DO THIS ESSAY WHILE YOU PLAY IN THE MAGICAL VALLEY!

Houseki: Perhaps that is what everyone else is doing.

Alz: Being productful?

Houseki: Being productf--ive.

Tenshi: AAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLZZZZZZ!

Alz: But...Tenshi...I don't want to!

Tenshi: *stomps in and drags Alz off by her braid* I DON'T CARE!!!!!!

Houseki: *sighs and goes after them* Until later then, I suppose....

::: spewed by Kitsune no Alz at 5:25 PM

Monday, August 05, 2002 :::
 
Alz: Mace Windu?

Tenshi: Er...how would that be...

Houseki: Me-e-su Uuin-de-u?

Luce: ....

Alz: Well, you DID ask!

Tenshi: YEAH, you ingrate! Ungrateful MORTAL!

Firetail: *glare* I don't like that...mocking...tone of voice.

Tenshi: *raspberry*

Shinigami: Could it not be Me-i-su Uuin-de-u?

Alz: Weeeeeelllll, it could be....

Houseki: You know, I don't even know if you can kanji it out....

Tenshi: "Kanji it out"--like, how cool! Houseki-sama can verb words!

Alz: And YOU, kitsune-botchan, have been reading too much Calvin and Hobbes...anyway--

"MEI"
1) clear, bright
2) non-human cry [Like, say, for example, a bird call...er, yeah.]
3) name, fame [Same as Anakin's!]
4) inscribe, sign
5) lost, perplexed

"SU"
1) protect
2) child
3) element, base, bare
4) province, sandbank
5) nest
6) vinegar, sour
7) lofty, noble, revere [Don't let your head swell TOO much, Macey...]

"U"
1) rain
2) feather, wing
3) right (as in right-handed)

"U"
1) rain
2) feather, wing
3) right (as in right-handed)

"I[N]" [This is rather strange, mostly "I" with the "N" added, because in Japanese the N sound is by itself and added on to things, with no particular meaning of its own...]
1) easy, change, divination
2) rank, extent
3) authority, threaten [Wow, certainly sounds like YOU, Luce, ^_~]
4) heal, medical
5) leave, bequeath
6) starting points, means, use
7) fasten, rope, support
8) clothing

"DE"
1) younger brother

"U"
1) rain
2) feather, wing
3) right (as in right-handed)

Alz: There you go, Luce, just for you.

Tenshi: Any other Jedi names?

Alz: Mataku, Tenshi, you'd think that YOU of all people would be harping on at me to finish my essay...well...maybe not, considering that you DO do most of the dirty work....

Tenshi: Precisely.

Alz: Grk...too tired to play mix'n'match today...maybe tomorrow...going to go to bed...

Firetail: *raised eyebrow* Now? It's only 11:00.

Alz: Well, go read pretty manga for a while and THEN go to sleep.

Firetail: *unruffled* Good.

Alz: So then--until tomorrow--jaa!

::: spewed by Kitsune no Alz at 11:03 PM

 
Krispy: Hahaha...next obtain muscle!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Steph: *trying not to laugh* Like what G said...they coulda air-brushed him or something!!! *stiffling laughter* oh, Anakin. It's not that bad. Hayden looked pretty scrawny. You're...*trying not to laugh* You're not too bad...

Krispy: Master Puppy!!! Buahahaha! Awww, Obi-Wan! You are so CUTE!!!

Obi-Wan: I will not lose my temper. I know how to deal with my anger now. I'm a Jedi Knight. I know how to deal with my anger. I defeated a Sith. A Jedi shall not know anger...

Krispy: It's okay Obi-Wan. Think about it, my name is KRISPY!

Anakin: She's got a point...

Krispy: So Qui-Gon...letz see...well "Ku" has "merit, service"--like being Jedi?

Steph: "Ai"--Qui-Gon love?

Krispy: There was that Master Tahl?

Obi-Wan: My Master was...*pause*

Krispy: An insensitive ROCK that's what!!! My poor Obi-Wan never got the mush he deserved!!! *hugs him*

Anakin: And apparently now he gets too much.

Krispy: Well, to make up for those lost years.

Obi-Wan: Okay?

Steph: NEwayz..."Gon"--"balance; word, speak" Wow very Qui-Gon.

Krispy: Yeah. He always liked the whole talking-negotiating business and had that whole strong connection with the Living Force.

Steph: "Jin"--"person"?

Krispy: ROCK!! *cough* Ok fine...person. "Benevolent"

Obi-Wan: Yes. Master was always compassionate. Always picking up what I called "pathetic life-forms." *smile*

Krispy: Like Anakin!!!

Anakin: What?! Master, you called me a "pathetic life-form"?!!

Zalari: He said "Why do I get the feeling that we've picked up another pathetic life-form?"

Anakin: Master?!

Obi-Wan: I was joking! *smile* Besides, we had picked up Jar Jar right before you.

Anakin: Oh...I see...

Krispy: Anyway..."god, spirit." GOD?!!! PFFT!

Wing: Well "spirit" works. He did come--er...contact...nevermind...

Jedi: WHAT?!

Krispy: *cough* Going on..."blade, sword"--er...lightsaber?

Steph: "fast, intense"--yea. Definitely Jedi.

Wing: Well...Shouldn't you do your math homework?

Krispy: Eh...

Wing: Or what about that English essay?

Krispy: *whimper* You're mean...

Wing: Well...

Zalari: Isn't there a list or something you have to do?

Krispy: Ok. I can take a hint. I'm leaving. Just be grateful I didn't go about making "meaningful" names for you all...

Steph: Don't worry, dearest other self. We're VERY grateful.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:05 PM

 
Luce: *jumping up and down* Do Mace Windu, do Mace Windu!

Silverfall: Luce.

Luce: What?

Silverfall: That's not Japanese.

Luce: Oh...um...er...it could be?

Silverfall: *pause* No.

Luce: *pouts* Awww, pooey. *brightens* Let's play the Kanji-name-game!

Silverfall: Oh dear.

Seastar: *bouncy* Let's let's!

Tenya: Sugoi!

Luce: Anakin...hmm...*evil smile* Asia-vegetable-near?

Silverfall: *drily* There is an asian vegetable near him?

Luce: Yep.

Seastar: I wanna try! *furrows brows* Help me, Tenya-chan.

Tenya: 'Kay. *thinks as well*

Seastar: Got it! *triumphantly* Next-obtain-

Tenya: -muscle!

Seastar: Anakin-nii-chan, you're going to get a lot of muscle-y stuff!

Anakin: *silence*

Krisp: *laughing silently and pointing at Anakin*

Stephanie: *likewise*

Obi-Wan: *mouth twitching ever-so-slightly* It is all right, Padawan. It's not...*cough* that bad.

Anakin: *snarling* Speak for yourself, Master Puppy.

Obi-Wan: ...

Anakin: *gulp* Oops.

Luce: *whispers to Silverfall* I think he did it this time. Oi, Zalari!

Zalari: Eh?

Luce: Sorry about the electric blanket thing. Wasn't thinking clearly.

Krisp: *muttering* Obviously.

Luce: Shush you! You and your-your present participles and tenses and semi-colons! *sniffle* It's not nice to pick on me when you know my grammar and stuff isn't good...

Silverfall: And who's fault is that but your own?

Luce: Oh, be quiet.

::: spewed by Eva at 9:18 PM

 
Alz: 'Taku..Qui-Gon Jinn? How the heck--

Tenshi: Easy. Ku-Ai-Gon Jin!

Alz: Well...okay....

Firetail: YOU have too much time on your hands, Alz.

Alz: Not, it's not that, it's just that I don't want to do my essay...

Tenshi: You mean, you don't feel like making ME do YOUR essay.

Alz: *sweetly* Haaaaaaaai!

Houseki: Kuai-gon Jin? Strange...but interesting.

Shinigami: Ittekimasu.

"KU"
1) long time, lasting
2) offer, attendant
3) mouth
4) painful, bitter
5) ward, section
6) phrase, clause
7) nine (9)
8) red, crimson, rouge
9) merit, service
10) construction, work
11) tribute
12) palace, shrine, prince
13) sky, empty

"AI"
1) love

"GON"
1) balance
2) word, say, speak

"JIN"
1) person
2) benevolent, humanity
3) god, spirit
4) blade, sword
5) position, camp
6) fast, intense

Tenshi: Riiiiight...that's great, Alz, the only kanji you can find for "ai" is love.

Alz: *siiiigh* Just like your secret burning passion for Silv--

Tenshi: *flicking his tail nonchalantly* Esaay? What essay might that be?

Alz: *shuts her mouth with an audible snap*

Houseki: Alz, you should get started on it again. You've had your break.

Firetail: Yes. Go slave, Mortal.

Alz: Shut up, Firetail.

::: spewed by Kitsune no Alz at 8:28 PM

 
Krispy: Er..Qui-Gon Jinn anyone?

Obi-Wan: Leave my Master out of this.

Anakin: Vegetable?!!!

Steph: That, you are not. Even when you fell into that--

Wing: *clamping hand over Steph's mouth* That nest of gundarks!

Steph: Right! Nest of gundarks! Even THEN you were still perfectly agile! Eheheheh...

Anakin: *weird look at them*narrows eyes* I'm going to find out what all of you are hiding one of these days...

Zalari: *pats Anakin on back* Sure, you will.

Anakin: And, for your information, Master fell into that nightmare. I rescued him.

Obi-Wan: *chuckling* Yes, that you did.

Krispy: Why are all of you talking like Yoda?

Steph: A mystery, that will remain.

Krispy: Sure...

Steph: Back to Qui-Gon, didn't you and Gennia already have a interpretation of his name?

Krispy: *thinks* Oh yea! We DID!!! The Jedi Genie!!!

Jedi: Jedi what?!!

Zalari: Genie?

Wing: Well, there's a new one.

Krispy: Well, his name is Qui-Gon Jinn. Jinn is along the lines of Genie. Thus Jedi Genie.

Wing: *off-handedly* Like how Luce was telling you how Darth Vader is a "dearth" of breathing.

Steph: Hahahaha...omg! You did NOT just say that!

Obi-Wan: *suspicious* Darth what?

Anakin: *also on guard* A Sith Lord?

Krispy: No! *nervous laugh* HAHAHAHAHA! Wing was just messing around. You know all Sith Lords have the title Darth and so he was just making up names!

Obi-Wan: *still suspicious* Indeed.

Wing: *forced laugh* Yeah! Hahahaha...

Steph: *cough* But Anakin, your name can really fit--Japanese and Latin-wise!

Krispy: Yeah! Look at this--for "a" there's "next", "na" there's obviously "name" and "fame". And for "kin" there is "now", "duties", "gold", "near".

Steph: So one way of Anakin can be-- "Next name [of] fame [is] near."

Krispy: Oh! The time of the Chosen One is near!

Anakin: Um ok guys...

Krispy *totally ignoring him* Do another one!!

Obi-Wan: This is all very--

Steph: *ignoring Obi & Ani* Ok um..."Next fame[d] name['s] duties."

Krispy: The Chosen One's duties to the Jedi Order!!!

Zalari: Perhaps you can tell his fortune?

Steph: Um...actually we sorta--

Wing: HEY!

Steph: *cough* Yes...er name can give us insights into his character...

Anakin: I will find out what this is all about.

Obi-Wan: Yes, we will.

Krispy: *nervous laugh* I love you guys! *jumps on them*


::: spewed by Krispy at 8:12 PM

 
Alz: Ah, now that I've finished abusing Houseki for a while, I shall begin...Alz's Kanji Fun with Anakin's Name!

Tenshi: *diving swoop at Alz* HOW DARE YOU ABUSE HOUSEKI-SAMA!

Houseki: Relax, Tenshi, all she was doing was chronicling part of my past.

Tenshi: *dives again* BUT--

Firetail: Shut up. At least YOU don't have a tragic past.

Alz: *ducks him* CALM DOWN! Or I won't let you have Kanji Fun with me!

Tenshi: *sulkily settles down*

Aegis: Nyaonyaonyao! *still hugging Wing*

Alz: You can give me your feathers after this, Wing-chan.

Wing: ....

Tenya: Wheeee! *play-fighting with his Nakago doll against Seastar's Tamahome doll*

Tenshi: *stare* When did they get those?

Alz: SILENCE! *ahem* *composes herself* *flips through mini kanji-book* "A"...

Anakin: Ah?

Alz: No, "A"! The first part of your name! "A"..."next, sub-, Asia"

Shinigami: Interesting.

Alz: "Na"... the first kanji with "na" as pronunciation is "obtain, store, supply"...number two is...er..."vegetable."

Anakin: What?!

Tenshi: Quiet, you!

Alz: Next "na" is..."name, fame."

Krisp: The Chosen One!

Alz: Now, then, "kin"...ooh, lotsa "kin" words...here, I'll list 'em all so it's easier to play mix 'n' match with!

Anakin: But I don't want you doing that with my name!

Tenshi: Sucks to be you, then.

"A"
1) next, sub-, Asia

"NA"
1) obtain, store, supply
2) vegetable
3) name, fame

"KIN"
1) now
2) gold, money, metal
3) work, duties
4) muscle, sinew
5) koto, or Japanese harp, somewhat like Krisp's zither
6) equal, level
7) ax, weight
8) near

Alz: Geez, your name could have soooooo many meanings, going by kanji rather than by a dictionary listing the words. And that's just a MINI kanji-dictionary, a mini-mini chibi-chibi one, with only the more commonly used kanji!

Houseki: Why don't you do Yoda's name?

Alz: Interesting idea. Okay....

"YO"
1) night
2) replace, generation, fee
3) four (as in 4)
4) world, generation [There's "generation" twice!]
5) honor, fame, praise [All Yoda-like qualities.]
6) give, convey, impart [...knowledge of the Force...]
7) excess, ample
8) day of the week
9) raise, fry
10) sunny, male, positive [Umm...is he sunny, wouldja say??]
11) leaf [...green!]
12) kiln, oven
13) rear, support [After all, he DOES fly in at the end to save the day in Episode II.]
14) sheep, fine, praiseworthy [Er...no comment on the first.]
15) use
16) shake, swing, rock ['Cause that's what Yoda does when he fights!]
17) dance, leap [Ditto.]
18) Noh chant, song
19) necessary [Yes, he is, how can you have a Star Wars movie without him?]
20) hip, lower back, bearing
21) ordinary, work [NOT the first, I'd say.]

"DA"
1) pack horse, poor quality [?!?]
2) snake, serpent [Uh...they're green?]
3) peace, settled [One with the Force...]
4) hit, strike [...when fighting?]

Alz & Tenshi: Ooooooooookay.

Houseki: That certainly was interesting.

Firetail: ....

Alz: Anyway...er...if you can think of any other characters that have sorta Japaneselike names, remind/tell me and I'll...er...dissect them.

Tenshi: Inexpertly.

Firetail: Using the crudest of tools.

Alz: MataKU, kono futatsu no kitsune...you are SO not helpful!

Tenshi & Firetail: *smirk*

::: spewed by Kitsune no Alz at 4:08 PM

 
Krispy: And one MORE thing Luce!

Wing: Now what?

Krispy: Your lines...It does not matter who began watching anime first, it only matters that I was the only one who collects bishounen. Imitators, all of you. Stop it.

Steph: *hits head* Oh no...

Krispy: 1) The first "sentence" contains a comma fault or a comma splice--if you would like to call it that. There should be either a period OR a semi-colon there, NOT a comma. 2) The second part of that "sentence"--(I was the only one who collects bishounen)--has questionable verb tense. The "was" is past tense, whereas the "collects" is present, but perhaps it does work. I don't know. 3) The 2nd line--(Imitators, all of you)--is not even a sentence. It is a sentence fragment and thus does not deserve a period.

Obi-Wan: Done?

Krispy: Quite...

Anakin: Luce, you aren't the only one who snapped.

Zalari: Apparently when Krispy snaps, she starts picking out grammatical errors in dialogue.

Krispy: Dialogue would need quotation marks, wouldn't it? Anakin, it should be "the only one who has snapped." The past perfect tense is preferred there...or is that the present perfect?

Steph: Or is it an infinitive phrase or a participle phrase. And if it IS a participle phrase is it past participle or present participle or perfect participle?

Krispy: *glare* Shut up. I'm going to class in half an hour. Don't try me.

Obi-Wan: Indeed. Stephanie, you may set her to correcting our faulty parallelism, possessives before gerunds, and verb voice errors.

Anakin: Or were they verb tone? Or verb form?

Wing: Or verb mood?

Krunchy: Verbs have moods?

Steph: Okay! Stop it already!

::: spewed by Krispy at 3:43 PM

 
Krispy: Eh...*stare*

Steph: *waving hand in front of face* Hello?

Krispy: eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh...*still staring blankly at computer screen*

Krunchy: I didn't think this collecting business effected her THAT much...

Wing: Wait...Alz, I haven't given you the feathers yet!

Zalari: Thank you, Luce for the blanket but...1) I was wet so "electric" and "wet"...not so good together and 2) I'm dry NOW. I've been dry for a while...

Anakin: She's a bit slow like that...

Steph: Anakin, you wanna get killed?

Obi-Wan: Krispy? *doing what Steph was doing*

Krispy: *eyes lock on Obi-Wan* OBI-WAN!!! *attacks him*

Obi-Wan: She is...okay...

Wing: *raised eyebrow* Obviously...

Anakin: You do realize that you have wasted your entire morning and afternoon?

Krispy: I...there...RRK...and the...fanfic...and new one about...OBI-WAN!!!

Everyone except Steph: WHAT?!

Steph: Remember how she got off fanfiction and never finished reading RRK's A Long Twilight Path? Well, she decided to go back and read a few chapters only to find that RRK has started a new short story about Obi-Wan that sounds very cool, AND that she has all these little snapshots that RRK wanted to write but didn't fit in the storyline.

Krispy: *stare* There's so much to READ!!! I haven't even checked up on Cynical yet!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! Why, oh why?!!!! Need to read but have no time!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *squeezes Obi tighter for comfort*

Obi-Wan: Um...it's okay. *trying to pat her*

Krispy: Poor neglected Obi!!!

Obi-Wan: Well not really right now because you are starting to hurt me...

Anakin: You're pretty strong Krispy. Oh no. You're reading fanfiction again? Oh no...she's gonna start yelling at me about not going to the Dark Side and about me being a Brat and something about me being pure evil?

Zalari: No, that was Gennia. Although, Krispy may agree by the end of it all...

Wing: Peachy...

Steph: Peachy?


::: spewed by Krispy at 3:31 PM

 
Alz: Hmph. For YOUR information, Luce, I started collecting anime characters since I saw...uh....

Tenshi: *loud whisper* She doesn't remember.

Alz: Since I saw...err....Nuku Nuku, I think.

Houseki: However, she did not specifically devote a realm to bishounen until she saw her first Clamp-related anime.

Alz: Which would be...either Rg Veda or Rayearth. And I saw Rayearth long before the domestic release, which means that I started collecting them FIRST!

Houseki: *to Firetail* Why are they arguing about collecting and claiming bishounen?

Firetail: Because they're mortal, and mortals must seize whatever they can in the material frenzy they call "life".

Tenshi: Soooooooooo, ALZ HAS THE ADVANTAGE OVER ALL OF YOOOOOU!!!! NYAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Alz: Er...thanks for your support, Tenshi, but...

Tenshi: But?

Alz: ...I forgot. Oh well. Been doin' that lately.

Tenya: *close to sobbing* L-Luce-nee-chan...can we share him?

Luce: I--

Alz: Oooooh, fine. Tenya-chan, I'll share Kamui with you, okay?

Tenya: *perk* Hontoo ni?

Alz: Better yet, I'll give you the alternate version of Kamui, okay?

Tenya: WAAAAAAAAAI~! *latches onto a moody-looking youth with short, shiny black hair and eyes that switch from blue to brown, depending on whether or not you're watching the anime or reading the manga* KAMUI-CHAN!

Alz: What the--

Shinigami: Alz, I do not think that the alternate version of Kamui is a good role model for Tenya.

Alz: Well...howzabout this, then? *snaps her fingers and turns Kamui into a chibi UFO catcher doll*

Tenya: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAI~! *hugging it*

Aegis: "Mad? We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. We're all mad here. If you weren't mad, you wouldn't be here." NYAO!

Houseki: Paraphrasing, I see.

Aegis: Can't remember everything the Chesire Cat said, nyao. *hugging Wing*

Wing: Alz, when are YOU going to keep YOUR side of the bargain?

Alz: Eh? *vaguely* Oh...in a minute.

Tenshi: An "Alz" minute. Which means that the time slot can vary. Maybe she'll get around to it in a month or two.

Wing: WHAT?!

Tenshi: She's like that, you know.

::: spewed by Kitsune no Alz at 2:55 PM

 
Luce: *coldly* Shut up, all of you.

Everyone: *stops screaming at each other and stares at Luce in shock, and her uncharacteristically cold voice*

Luce: *calmly* I don't care what any of you say. They are mine. I do not need to "catch" them. I say they are mine, so they are mine. I will answer only one claim. *turns to Tenya* It is true that I did not specify which Kenshin, but that only means that I own both versions of him, not one. Do I make myself clear?

Tenya: L-Luce-nee-chan? Daijoubu?

Luce: *emotionless* I am fine. It does not matter who began watching anime first, it only matters that I was the only one who collects bishounen. *piercing gaze at Alz, Krisp, and BoBo* Imitators, all of you. Stop it.

Alz: What HAPPENED to her?!

Krisp: I have no idea!

Silverfall: *notices everyone's confused/scared expressions* Don't look at me. I believe all of your claims finally caused her to lose it.
SHAYANA! Snap out of it!

Luce: *shakes head* *blinks* Oh, hi! Geez, everyone went on a blogging spree AGAIN! What the heck?!

Everyone: *mouths agape at quick change of attitude*

Alz: But she...just a second ago...

Krisp: I don't wanna try and understand.

Luce: What?! Why are you all looking at me so funny? Oh, btw! Welcome back, Zalari!! *cheerfully* Here's an electric blanket just so you don't catch a cold or something.

::: spewed by Eva at 2:16 PM

 
Krispy: Hey! There is a REASON why I didn't claim Seiryuu and grabbed Suzaku!!!

Steph: Oh no...

Obi-Wan: Didn't I tell you to go back to work?

Krispy: Yeah well...

BoBo: NO! THEY ARE MINE!!! HOW MANY FRIGGIN TIMES DO I HAVE TO MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!!!

Anakin: Oh man...*almost at the point of wanting to cry*

Krispy: Tenya?!!! What the heck?!!! I'm supposed to be Tomoe here! Thus, RIGHTFULLY and LOGICALLY, Battousai Kenshin is MINE!!!

Steph: Wow...THAT is a turn around. Now she's clinging to that Tomoe title tooth and nail. Go Krisp!

Krispy: Even UNLOGICALLY, BATTOUSAI IS MINE!!!

BoBo: You GO!!!

Wing: Someone stop the madness...

BoBo: And while we're on the topic, you can keep Pulse. Once more I must state OVA CLEF IS MINE!!!

Krispy: OVA EAGLE AS WELL AS NORMAL EAGLE ARE MINE!!!

Obi-Wan: You really are wasting time...

Krispy: *grabs Obi-Wan* AND THIS JEDI IS MINE AND DON'T ANY OF YOU TRY ME!!!

Obi-Wan: *amused* You are really overprotective...

BoBo: And Innova is MINE!!!

Krispy: AND I STILL WANT JUDE LAW!!! ARGH!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Jedi: GET TO WORK!!!

Krispy: OKAY!!! But once more...Battousai is MINE by my Tomoe RIGHT!!! I look like the guy's friggin first dead wife!!! SO HE IS MINE!!!

BoBo: That is RIGHT!

Steph: All right. We're done.



::: spewed by Krispy at 12:55 PM

 
Alz: Wow...Krisp...you have soooo much time on your hands...that meant to you wroooooote too, naa?

Tenshi: Pfft. Don't need pocket bishounen. I'd rather have the real thing.

Alz: Yeah, I ag...waitaminute...what are YOU talking about?

Tenshi: Look, I'm in your head. I just speak for you sometimes.

Alz: *suspiciously* Right.

Houseki: Well, Alz, are you going Pocket Bishounen hunting as well?

Alz: As Tenshi said, I'd rather just...keep my bishounen. HAHAHAAAAA!!!! TIME TO ADD ON TO MY CLAIMS!

Firetail: *presses a hand across his eyes* You had to remind her, didn't you?

Alz: Well, some of Krisp's Pocket Bishou reminded me of a few anime I hadn't yet tackled...but anyway...uh...

Tenshi: Just 'cause you caught 'em before Alz blogged her claim doesn't mean anything!

Alz: UH...YEAH!! WHAT TENSHI SAID!

35) Signal (MINE! Both versions!)
36) Pulse (his brother...mine too!
37) Suzaku (both forms are MINEMINEMINE!)
38) Er...actually...I didn't care for Seiryuu. You can have him if you want 'im. And you can have Souzo and Gentatsu and Majic...but Inouva is mine!
39) Sakurazuka Seishirou (of X, I decided to name allllll the bishounen I didn't yet name that I wanna keep from that series before you see it, NYAHAHA!)
40) Ahh...what the heck. I'll take Fuuma, even though I don't...always...naaaah, I don't want him or Sorata or Seiichiro...BUT YUTO-SAMA IS MINE!
41) I'll take Kouryuu, even though "he" is actually an "it", but he has such awesome wings, and I might as well put "him/her/it" here... (from Wish)
42) Ditto for Kohaku. (ditto)
43) Ditto for Hisui. (ditto)
44) Ditto for Ashura (no wings, though)
45) Ditto for...uh...lost train of thought. Um...KUJAKU IS MINE! MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!!! Do you understand the word MINE?! Kujaku is so strictly MINE it goes beyond mine~! He's one of the #1 guys I will personally fling a Jigglypuff at you for!

Firetail: Of course, this threat is only directed at Krisp. You need another to fend off Luce.

Alz: Ah, well, Luce didn't care for Rg Veda. Come to think of it, I don't even remember if Krisp liked it...I know Chibi did. Annnnyway, you didn't read the end of the manga so you wouldn't know, but Kujaku is MINE the way Soujirou and Firetail and Houseki and Tenshi and Tenya are MINE. BWAHAHAHAHAAA!

Houseki: Um...Alz...what's wrong with you?

Alz: Um...lack of sleep? I don't know. But...must continue...listing...bishounen...cool guys...sword-flingers....

46) I'll take Aya/Ran from Weiss Kreuz even though I don't really care for the series, simply 'cause he's another shiny-red-headed purple-eyed katana-user.
47) Lan/C (or was it B? Nevemind, both of them, 'cause they're twins) from Clover.
48) But C/B, you know, they're twins, so here's the next number for the whatever that I just lost my train of thought again and what was I typing?

Tenshi: Maybe you ought to go to bed, Alz.

Alz: No. I'm not THAT tired. In fact, I went to bed early last night.

49) Hameln from Violinist of Hameln (did I already list him? oh well)
50) Folken...I mean...why not.
51) Pochi from Ninja Cadets (CADETS, Luce, not CADERS)
52) Kaoru from Ninja CADETS
53) Kurama from Yuu Yuu Hakusho (both versions, human and youko)
54) Nokoru from Clamp Campus Detectives
55) Akira from ""
56) That...that other boy from ""...I don't remember his name...Suoh? Yeah, Suoh!

Tenya: Woooow, nee-chan's got 50-something cool guys! Can I have one? *big eyes*

Alz: Er...you can...uh...play with mine!

Tenya: Well, okay!

Tenshi: Tsk tsk tsk, not even GIVING him one?

Alz: Well...well he can claim his own, right?

Tenya: Um...I'll take Battousai Kenshin!

Alz: !!!!

Luce: But I--

Houseki: You claimed "Kenshin". You didn't specify which Kenshin, which leaves it open to interpretation--and Tenyagetsu claimed Battousai Kenshin.

Alz: ...well...yeah.....

Tenya: Shiny pretty goldish eyes and bright red hair! Akai kami ni hontoo ni kirei desu ne! C'est super!

Alz: *siiiiigh*

::: spewed by Kitsune no Alz at 12:31 PM

 
Krispy: It's not THAT short!!! *cough* Anyway...BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Obi-Wan!!! You really ARE cute like a puppy!!! *squeal*

Steph: I KNOW!!! *starts going teenybopper too*

Obi-Wan: *glare* Thank you very much for this fascinating information as to the origins of my name...

Anakin: *jumping around happily* Puchuu puchuu puchuu puchuu puchuu!!!

Wing: *gives Anakin strange look* What does puppy have to do with Puchuu? Oh wait, nevermind, don't answer me.

Obi-Wan: Padawan, shut up! *Force hits him*

Anakin: *gets slammed into the wall* Oooowww...PADAWAN ABUSE!!!

Obi-Wan: This is all very interesting but may I point out that in the universe I BELONG IN *cough*cough*hint*hint* it had no meaning like that whatsoever.

Zalari: "kin" means gold? Maybe those Lucas people really really looked into this name thing. "Gold" like a golden child aka "chosen one"? Or as Luce said Anakin as in "without family" which for much of it is pretty true...

Anakin: Hey! Leave me out of this!

Krispy: He's touchy about the "lack of family" business...

Anakin: Will you stop it?!!!

Obi-Wan: If you'll stop "puchuu"ing and "puppy"ing me.

Steph: Oh but Master Obi-Wan!!! That's so CUTE!!!

Krispy: Can any one decipher Qui-Gon?

Wing: By the Force...why don't we just decipher your name?

Everyone stares at Wing.

Wing: *realizing what he just suggested* Oh right...decipher Krispy...haha...stupid suggestion...

Krispy: Um yea...Krispy is pretty self explanatory...

Luce: What happens when you're sun-burned?

Krispy: Stop asking me weird questions like that guy at Calphil!!! *cough* Evah Sun-Burn!!!

Luce: Hey!

Krunchy: *pops in* Hello very puppy cute, "puchuu"-ish, "sword-belt" Jedi Knight, Master Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Obi-Wan: Hello strange sister of Krispy named Krunchy (also with a K) who attacks my Padawan saying he's Hayden and wanting his sweater and who also has split personalities--interestingly dressed Fushigi Panda and BoBo the Mafia Queen.

Steph: Right...

Krunchy: Krispy!!! Show them what you caught on your hunt!!!

Krispy: Hehehehehehehehe...ok...so I was at this place that did this whole spin-off of Pokemon and you catch Bishonen instead. Except then they expanded it to be just about any guy anyone would want to go after so...*grin*



Steph: *grin*sing-song voice* We caught Obi-Wan! We caught Obi-Wan!!!

Krispy: OBI-WAN!!! *attacks him*

Obi-Wan: Very nice...

Krispy: *cough* Anyway...it does say Bishonen so...hehe...i did a LOT of hunting and catching last night...



Krispy: *satisfied smirk* I'm not a friggin president of the Nick Hunters for no reason!

Steph: You got that right! *high five*

Zalari: It seems most of your "catches" are...unhappy...

Wing: Yeah. Some of them look about ready to kill...

Krispy: *unconcerned* Pfft. I realized that last night but...well I'm a Nick Hunter and I've got Steph. We can handle it.

Obi-Wan: That sounds a bit familiar...

Steph: *warning look at Krispy* Remember that time a certain Jedi Knight said that when they were going after a certain Sith played by the formidable Christopher Lee?!

Krispy: Oh yea...sorry...heh...bad call...

Krunchy: NEwayz, Aki is the prize cuz he was the hardest to "catch" so to speak...

Krispy: *half-crazed laugh* My precious...*think Lord of the Rings*

Wing: That is really scary.

Krunchy: By the way, *going BoBo*

BoBo: So Luce, you see, I get what I want. *toothy grin*

Krispy: You just came in here to do that, didn't you? And you were no help! I did all the work!!!

BoBo: Yes well, YOU are the Nick Hunter.

Anakin: So this is what you do with your meatball guns, cheese throwers, ring watches, and glass boxes.

Krispy: Yep. Except for this we keep them in Pokeball like things or something? I dunno, I just catch.

Steph: So there you have it! But we still can't get Jude Law!!! Dang it! I've tried everything!!! His friggin wife's name is SADIE!!! And it can't be Matt Damon!!! I watched The Talented Mr. Ripley ok?!!!

Krispy: Steph, calm down. You know, what they really need is a Ewan or a Christian...

Steph: *sigh* Ewan...

Krispy: Right ok...should leave now. And Alz, my hair isn't THAT short!!! Man, you make it sound like I cut it up to my ears or something!


::: spewed by Krispy at 11:18 AM

 
Alz: *shriek* TOMOE HAS CUT HER HAIR SHOOOOOOOOOORT!

Tenshi: Eh...heheheh...now she can be Arisu from Alice the 19h, Watase Yuu's new series!

Alz: Oh. Okay. But she's still Tomoe.

Shinigami: *ominously* Thou canst not escape thine destiny, Krispy-Tomoe-Arisu.

Alz: NYAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Houseki: Interesting. Obi-Wan Kenobi. Only, Krispy-san, you missed "wan" in his name.

Firetail: *snicker*

Houseki: *continuing in a lecturing voice* You are quite correct that his name means "Belt Sword-Belt" using strictly the Obi Kenobi part.

Aegis: Nyaaaaao, Anakin-chan's gonna be happpppy nyao!

Houseki: However, when you put "wan" into play, his name becomes something like "Belt-Puppy Sword-Belt*, as "Wan" in Japanese is an often-used diminutive for "puppy". That's why in Cowboy Bebop they call the dog Ein "wan-chan". It can also be translated as "mutt" or "doggy", but in Obi-Wan's case--

Tenshi: PUPPY!

Houseki: And as intriguing as your name came out, I think that Alz will have to pull out her mini kanji-dictionary later today and see how interesting Anakin's name is.

Alz: Well, the only thing I know for him at the moment is that "kin" is "gold"....

Firetail: I am certain that his name will turn out equally intriguing.

Tenshi: By the way, OVA Clef turned out incredibly ugly. For all sordid details, you may head to Alz's blog.

Alz: *sniffle* Ah, well...WRITING!!!!!

Shinigami: As always, Alz finishes her blog with this last message...

Alz: Write! Send Alz! Or Alz will...will...she'll cry!!!!

Tenshi: Ooooh, so threatening!

::: spewed by Kitsune no Alz at 10:14 AM

 
Krispy: *half-crazed laugh* I've been busy tonight...Hehehehe...

Steph: *smirk* I love going out on a good hunt. *sigh*

Anakin: I have a bad feeling about this.

Obi-Wan: We'll see tomorrow morning. It is late now.

Krispy: Yes, I agree. One thing, Obi-Wan, you know your name in Japanese means "belt"?

Obi-Wan: Excuse me?

Steph: You know, "obi."

Krispy: AND since your last name is Kenobi, things are even more interesting. So "ken" means like sword and "obi" still means belt, so you are "sword belt." Kewl, isn't it?

Obi-Wan: *drily* Fascinating.

Krispy: So you're Belt Sword-belt who has a sword belt and no sword, ne?

Obi-Wan: Correction; this is a utility belt and I have a lightsaber, not a sword.

Anakin: Sword belt?

Obi-Wan: Don't even think about it *purposely separating and enunciating the name* SKY WALKER.

Anakin: Ok Master! Sheez...

Steph: And as Luce observed; Anakin your name is interesting too. The prefix "A" in Latin is "away from, against" and "kin" means family. So Anakin is like "without family."

Anakin: *quietly* Thanks...

Steph: *concerned* We didn't mean to make you feel like that!!! You have family!!!

Krispy: You've got your mom and--and...OBI-WAN!!! Group hug!!!

Jedi: WHAT?!

Krispy: Come here!!! *K & Steph grab the Jedi in2 huge hug*

Steph: *cheerfully* Feel better, Ani?

Anakin: *choked* Much...

Wing: *drily* How...touching...

Zalari: *amused* Indeed.


::: spewed by Krispy at 12:24 AM

Sunday, August 04, 2002 :::
 
Alz: Er...it's okay...taking a break right now.

Tenshi: MAN, you'd think that OVA Clef would have eyes that weren't so COMPLEX.

Alz: What you just said made no sense.

Tenshi: Well, I mean, why can't YOU paint his eyes BETTER?

Alz: Shut up, slave driver.

Tenshi: *sniffle* And the sketch was so promising...!

Alz: His eyes are now officially un ugly weird pale purple. And...his hair is too dark.

Houseki: Alz discovered--AGAIN--the HARD way--that it's far easier to turn light paint dark than it is to turn dark paint light. Especially when dealing with pure black and white and trying to turn them into shades of gray.

Alz: Ick...Zalari...you're allllll artisticky, right? Or Steph? Silverfall? Aren't Tayledras often artists of one kind or another in the artisticky fashion?

Shinigami: Artisticky?

Alz: Or...Krisp! Luce! You two paint! Prettily! Tell Alz how! Give her advice!

Tenshi: Grr...shut up and paint already.

Alz: No.

Tenshi: ALZ--

Alz: ALZ is going to go eat FOOD now. And she doesn't know why she is suddenly referring to herself in the third person.

Firetail: I do. Because you're insane.

Alz: *flashes a victory sign* Ryooooukai, mon ami, I am insane! NYAHAHAHAHAAA!

Tenshi: And now she's completely cracked....

Alz: Kriisssssssssppppp....Luuuuuuuuuucccccccceeeeeeeeeee....Silverfall and Zalari and Steph and stuff. Written. Send Alz?

Houseki: Her English skills are now suddenly suffering. Curious. I hope she gets better before her essay due date comes around.

::: spewed by Kitsune no Alz at 6:50 PM

 
Krispy: So Alz, how goes the cell painting?

Steph: Pretty...I wanna see!!!

Anakin: Um...nice hair, Krispy.

Krispy: *stare* Oh! Yeah...that...it's so...

Obi-Wan: Short?

Krispy: Yeah...

Wing: It's not that short. You can still tie it can't you?

Krispy: Stupidly...

Zalari: That must've been a lot of weight to carry.

Krispy: Yeah. I never realized how heavy my hair was until I cut it...By the way Zalari, how are you?

Zalari: Erm...dry? Recovering...not injured so that's good. *shrug*

Steph: Heh...sorry.

Zalari: It's okay.

Krispy: er...gotta go eat. Be back later.


::: spewed by Krispy at 6:37 PM